Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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