he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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