somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
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