I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
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being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
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There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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