i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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