At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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