did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
So apparently I’m into choking now
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