drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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