I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
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