I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
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If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
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No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize