This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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