im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Randomize