SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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