a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
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He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
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Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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