u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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