Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
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i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
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We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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