:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
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Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
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I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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