I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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