you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
