i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
PANTIES FOUND
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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