how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
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Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
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