hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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