ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
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pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
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Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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