I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
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it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
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I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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