Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
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Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
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Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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