I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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