im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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