You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
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chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
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Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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