Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
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I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
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If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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