it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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