FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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