The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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