Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
are you so shy because you have an std?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
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So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
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Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
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