I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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