uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
love makes seman taste better
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I just had sex on a roof
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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