i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
