Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
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Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
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Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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