Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Randomize
