i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
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