So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Randomize
