At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
i drank out of a bidet.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
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it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
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At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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