I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Randomize
