Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
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I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
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im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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