This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
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We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
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I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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