I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
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dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
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I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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