Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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