That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
