Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
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i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
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We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
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