is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
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The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
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Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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