Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
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At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
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i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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