we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
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His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
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Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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