yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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