Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
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a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
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I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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