Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
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you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
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SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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