he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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